This definitely draws the line!.She's definitely in her PJ's
Wednesday, November 18, 2009
Why mom said never talk to strangers.
So, Elle finally found a new time-kill and I swear to god that it was really
a fucked up time-kill and I don't know what is happening to the world anymore
that they created a site like this. Basically, You just chat with a Stranger who
you might think the first time you encounter is a dump site filled with shit.
And I mean LOADED.
I gave it a try and the first few tries were like a yaoi scene.
It was like--ASL?. 19/M/PH. Darn, I'm a dude too.
Or it'll be like--ASL?. 19/M/PH. Your conversational partner has disconnected.
Fortunately, YES, FORTUNATELY, I get to chat with someone a less not
into yaoi.
So it goes like this---
a fucked up time-kill and I don't know what is happening to the world anymore
that they created a site like this. Basically, You just chat with a Stranger who
you might think the first time you encounter is a dump site filled with shit.
And I mean LOADED.
I gave it a try and the first few tries were like a yaoi scene.
It was like--ASL?. 19/M/PH. Darn, I'm a dude too.
Or it'll be like--ASL?. 19/M/PH. Your conversational partner has disconnected.
Fortunately, YES, FORTUNATELY, I get to chat with someone a less not
into yaoi.
So it goes like this---
Connecting to server...
Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on.
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: Are you bisante??
Stranger: I dont want your big black or what you always offer me! Go and do something bad to yourself, take a crap in your face or something!
You: What>??
You: I wont offer you anything
Stranger: you fuck, dont try you on my you hairy fucker!
You: I do not get that.
You: :))
You: Chill.
Stranger: next time you do that im going to visit you with a fucking big baseballbat!
You: Go ahead.
Stranger: chill? chill!? you fucking chill, i going to change your face to a new living room!
You: I do not care
Stranger: you want your eyes in your ass!!?!?!? ha!!?!? next time you crap, i your crap in your eyes!
You: I WANT MY EYES IN YOUR PUSSY. WHORE!
Stranger: you fuck, dont get that tone young fuck!
You: OLD FUCK!
Stranger: im going to report this motherfucker
You: Go ahead
You: :)) Report your shit. ass!
Stranger: you will be sorry!
You: SUCK MOTH BALLS, ASS!
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Stranger: remember my word, you will be sorry, hairy fuck!
You: Yeah yeah...
You: WHATEVER!
You: LOOOOOSER FUCKER!
Stranger: your mother has 3-4-5-6 peple inside her every night!
You: So?.
You: Whats it to ya?.
Stranger: i feel sorry for you motherfucker
You: You jealous you have none in your bed?
You: POOR FUCKER
You: You fuck alone!
You: Go back and play with your dildo!
Stranger: heyhey!
Stranger: ok, now you steped over the line, you living in fair man, living in fair!
You: WHATEVER!
Stranger: what!?!?!? you is very quite!?!?!
Stranger: motherfucker
You: FATHERFUCKER
Stranger: yeye, i dont to steel him from you mother fucker, keep it going
You: I dont have steel.
You: :))
You: You mean steal right?
Stranger: motherfucker, nerd!
You: Thank you.
Stranger: i writing thw fuck i want!
You: STUPID WHORE!
You: THEN NOBODY COULD EVER UNDERSTAND YOU
Stranger: wtf? whore, are we talking about you again???!?!?
You: NO. WE'RE TALKING ABOUT YOUR PUSSY
Stranger: my pussy! my pussy is non of your busnieess!
Stranger: motherfucker
You: Yes it is. Cos it stinks i could smell it from here
You: SKUNK PUSS!
Stranger: your dick is so stinky, woman need gasmask to do a blow job on you, wait.... thay cant! they need the mask!
You: I don't have a dick. :))
You: LOOOOSER!
Stranger: i dont care if you is transexual, is distusting ennyway
You: It's ANYway. FYI
You: And i have a donkey dick.
Stranger: you fuck! i dont nedd to be corrected by a lesbian zombie
Stranger: ha! quite now, ha
You: But sadly you are being corrected by a lesbian zombie
You: Which makes you....
You: A STUPID WHORE.
Stranger: you agiain, im bored of talking of you
You: Haha!. :)) then get lost.
You: Go fuck with your dildo or something
Stranger: i dont want to use a dildo, i dont know if it is you old penis, you sick fuck
You: haha!. :)) Can't afford one?
Stranger: you sick fuck, go an fuck an jew or something!
You: RACIST!
You: Haha!. :))
Stranger: you go on jewtube.com or something!
Stranger: wait, im starving, going gets som food, YOUR MOM IS SO FAT, WHEN SHE STEPPED ON THE WIEGHT, IT SAYS, ONLY ONE PERSON A TIME!
Stranger: :)
You: CORNY.
You: that was fucked up.
Stranger: ha! your so fucked up you dont know it yet
You: ha!. you only follow the words i say.
Stranger: so wath, that isballowed!
You: *what
You: you misspelled.
Stranger: tanks
You: *thanks.
You: You misspelled again.
Stranger: tank jew
You: This is going nowehre.
You: SLOW BOBBA!
Stranger: oh well, nice to have a wordfight, bye :P
You: Oh. that was so nice of you.
Stranger: and, no im not bistante ;P
You: Aww..
You: I thought it was you.
You: :((
Stranger: sooo
Stranger: bye
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
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Thanks to Elle for this wonderful not really that for adults only type of chat.
Thanks to Elle for this wonderful not really that for adults only type of chat.
Tuesday, November 17, 2009
Monday, November 16, 2009
Friday, November 13, 2009
Butt-Ugly Worthy Crowns: Princesz
Princess or what she would like to call herself "Princesz".
Have always dream of becoming a Model.
But unfortunately she wasn't too much of a
model and god knows how much she lack
the qualities of being one. Not considering the fact that
She was born Deprived. And have to live with her Zeus
Or her Self-Proclaimed "Boyfriend" To Fend for her
Studies and to Live. Princess then Decided to change her
relationship status on friendster from Contemptible Single to Married.
Wanting to continue living she comes up of
various ideas to lock up her "Zeus" all by herself.
She tried Sleeping with him. thinking something "Surprising"
might happen in the morning.
But sorry to say it was a Failure.
But that didn't stop them from continuing doing what
they both do best. they were eager to try and try and try.
But unluckily for Princess, Zeus found out that she has herpes.
Afraid of getting a Sordid Disease, Zeus tries to leave Princess.
So he went on his newly Stolen Benz.
But his love for her couldn't compete for such Disease. No, He
can not just leave his beloved like that especially with that foul
Disease. Who knows who might get caught with that disease.
So He tried to kill her instead.
Princess was too powerful. she used all her Fanatical powers
to force her beloved so he could come back in her arms.
And the only way to make this is of course none other than
making her way at the top of the modeling scene.
As we all know princess always have a Delusion of
being a model. so she started taking pictures
of herself on her camera phone and printed them out
in the entire Country.
People then started seeing these pictures and was
mistaken for a wanted sign. And was then Immediately
Posted all around the world to know.
And yes, Even in Venice.
And finally. Thanks for the hard work of all the other people.
Her beloved one finally saw how Notoriously Infamous she was
And thought it was a good thing. So he decided to come back
and made love with her. [ their style, of course. ]
Finally. All their hard work paid off.
Can you tell who's genes is the strongest?.
Hint: Just look at the eyes.
But unfortunately she wasn't too much of a
model and god knows how much she lack
the qualities of being one. Not considering the fact that
She was born Deprived. And have to live with her Zeus
Or her Self-Proclaimed "Boyfriend" To Fend for her
Studies and to Live. Princess then Decided to change her
relationship status on friendster from Contemptible Single to Married.
Wanting to continue living she comes up of
various ideas to lock up her "Zeus" all by herself.
She tried Sleeping with him. thinking something "Surprising"
might happen in the morning.
But sorry to say it was a Failure.
But that didn't stop them from continuing doing what
they both do best. they were eager to try and try and try.
But unluckily for Princess, Zeus found out that she has herpes.
Afraid of getting a Sordid Disease, Zeus tries to leave Princess.
So he went on his newly Stolen Benz.
But his love for her couldn't compete for such Disease. No, He
can not just leave his beloved like that especially with that foul
Disease. Who knows who might get caught with that disease.
So He tried to kill her instead.
Princess was too powerful. she used all her Fanatical powers
to force her beloved so he could come back in her arms.
And the only way to make this is of course none other than
making her way at the top of the modeling scene.
As we all know princess always have a Delusion of
being a model. so she started taking pictures
of herself on her camera phone and printed them out
in the entire Country.
People then started seeing these pictures and was
mistaken for a wanted sign. And was then Immediately
Posted all around the world to know.
And yes, Even in Venice.
And finally. Thanks for the hard work of all the other people.
Her beloved one finally saw how Notoriously Infamous she was
And thought it was a good thing. So he decided to come back
and made love with her. [ their style, of course. ]
Finally. All their hard work paid off.
Can you tell who's genes is the strongest?.
Hint: Just look at the eyes.
Well, That's all I have for now. Enjoy. Suckers.
Wednesday, November 11, 2009
Butt-Ugly Worthy Crowns: Kid in Whites
I don't know who the hell this kid is, but The hell! He's natural at this!
Butt-Ugly Worthy Crowns: Inah
Yeah... Look at that face. Look at how mesmerizing that face is.
Just stare at it. and surely for a second of your life
You'll finally realize why your mom never let you go out at night.
Not only that this girl is an actress but one of the Best Quality
Of this Cunt is Dissing out For her Extraterrestrial best friend. How Sweet Is That?.
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